Totally numb pretentious minivan, with all the negatives of a BMW and limited perks. While the gauges are simple and clean and the cruise control is nice, it handles like a mammoth and looks like every other marginalized brand agnostic crossover. To top if off, it has two claymore mines in the dash to take out the passengers in the event of a fender bender.

This is the best car that I've ever had. It has all the bells and whistles that are needed for a deluxe SUV.