Toyota Corolla Usados en Venta en Tulsa, OK

Racing with my child hood friends will be the most memorable. This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It’s as middle-of-the-road as your grandpa during his last Silver Alert. It’s as utilitarian as a member of a church whose scripture is based entirely on water bills. When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, “It’s a Corolla. It’s fine.” Let’s face the facts, this car isn’t going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn’t the car you want, it’s the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla.

Some time ago when I and a few colleagues of mine had to drive through Cleveland to run some errands, we got a call from my friend whose SUV was stuck somewhere along the road. He had seen us drive by and quickly called my cell phone to alert me. We turned around and realized his car was grounded and would need to be to towed to a nearby workshop. My little Corolla, which was much smaller in size and engine compared to his Toyota Highlander, was able to pull his car over two kilometers to a nearby workshop. Remarkable.